According to Fox13news.com, Kiva Confections has produced the world’s first cannabis-infused turkey gravy and it’s available for Thanksgiving!
The company claims results can be felt within 15 minutes of ingestion.
The company will also debut its cannabis-infused cocoa wherever their products are sold, which is only in Los Angeles and San Francisco for now.
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!