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Sean Roberts

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The Pinellas Sheriff’s Deputy’s first indication that something was wrong with the driver in the White Subaru was the broken gas hose dangling from the still-open gas tank.

At 5:22 on Friday afternoon, the Deputy summoned St. Pete Police Officer Kristen Thomas to assist in seeing whether the female driver was okay.

The deputy and police officer found the driver, Lorette Humphery, heavily intoxicated.

According to the arrest report, Humphery had the odor of alcohol on her breath, slurred speech and was very unsteady on her feet.

The field sobriety test revealed blood alcohol readings of .225 and .232.

Humphrey was charged with driving under the influence with the additional circumstance of having a BAC of higher than .15.

Source: Channel 13

Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!