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NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 27: A Rick's Cabaret girl films Howard TV On Demand's "Strip Beer Pong" at Sullivan Hall on February 27, 2009 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Loccisano/Getty Images)

We all know the most important part of a hurricane is finding ways to drink. Here are some of the best drinking games and ideas. You might wanna print it now, while you have power.

So, get your favorite beverage and let’s do this!

If a newscaster uses the words “hunker down,” drink.

If you see a satellite image where a storm system is larger than the state, drink.

If you see images of people boarding up buildings or lugging sand bags, drink.

Whenever there’s a new advisory from the National Hurricane Center, drink.

Whenever there’s an announcement for a shelter that takes pets, drink.

If there’s an announcement for a shelter that’s full, drink. *Drink twice if it’s one that took pets.

If you see on TV a correspondent trying to talk into their microphone while nearly blown over by hurricane-force winds, drink. *Drink twice if they actually fall over. *Drink three times if you can hear them swear – damn counts.

Drink if the TV shows images of storm surge. *Drink twice if the surge splashes onto a roof.

If the TV shows a traffic jam with thousands of cars heading in the same directions, drink. *Drink twice if you see one car heading in the opposite direction.

Drink if they show images of street-light signals dangling from a wire in the middle of an intersection. *Drink twice if you recognize the intersection.

If you can see rain moving sideways, drink – and stop looking out the window.

If you can see rain moving sideways and you’re looking out a hole in your roof, drink – and move to a safe place in your home.

If you hear a tree fall, drink.

If a car alarm goes off, drink.

If it’s your car alarm, drink the rest of the bottle and do not go outside.

If the power goes out – I mean when the power goes out – drink again.

If you end up playing solitaire, either on the computer or by candlelight, drink.

Put the drink down, and get some sleep.

Source: Orlando Sentinel

Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!