Tampa Man Pleasures Himself In Target
A Tampa man is accused of showing off his junk and pleasuring himself at a Target near USF. Detectives with the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office say Jarrett Dickens, 20, was caught pounding his pud while watching female shoppers.
One of the women noticed Dickens’ behavior and called authorities, according to an arrest report. Detectives later found Dickens had been recorded on video surveillance.
Dickens was arrested shortly after the incident and detectives say he confessed.
Dickens is facing one charge of exposure of a sexual organ.
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