A Florida homeowner caught a man dropping a deuce in his driveway via his doorbell camera, then leaving the mess and the shirt he used to clean himself behind.

“I know when it comes on for you to go, you have to go,” Thomas said. “He could have drove himself right toward the left in the fence toward the coconut tree and do what he wanted to do there. That would be no problem – but in my driveway?”

Then, just as quickly as he arrived, the man drove off, running over the feces as he did so. He also left his shirt behind, which Thomas says he used “to clean himself up.”

Thomas says when he got home, it was too late to take care of the mess right away, so he waited until Sunday morning.

“I went in the hot sun, scraped it up, poured it into a bag. I poured bleach, and then I hosed and washed the whole thing off,” Thomas said.

The Broward County Sheriff’s Office is investigating the incident and trying to identify the man caught on video relieving himself.

Source: WFLA

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