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Sean Roberts

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Deputies responded to an incident of a male taking his clothes off dancing strangely in a McDonald’s.

Witnesses believed the man must have been on drugs. The witness also stated that it looked as though the male was trying to have relations with a railing.

Deputies were sent to a McDonald’s in Naples where they recognized John F. Morgan, 63 whom they have had contact with in the past. Morgan had already trespassed at that location before.

Morgan was placed under arrest and charged with trespass on property other than structure.

Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!