SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - OCTOBER 25: Lote Tuqiri laughs as he prepares to enter the pool with the aid of floatation devices during an Australian Kangaroos Four Nations recovery session at Sydney Olympic Park Sports Centre on October 25, 2010 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Mark Kolbe/Getty Images)
My gf has lots of pool floats. There’s everything from a huge flip-flop to tiny drink holders shaped like life-preservers. This one, however, may really float her boat this summer.
Amazon just introduced its latest inflatable toy for the pool, an inflatable hunk pool float!
The $19 floatie features a muscular plastic hunk wearing sunglasses. There is nothing below the torso, you pervert. The float includes a cup holder for beverages or nuts.
While the pool float is currently sold out on Amazon, it will be available at the end of June.
Source: VT.CO
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!
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