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CHICAGO, IL - MARCH 25: In this photo illustration, Heinz Tomato Ketchup is shown on March 25, 2015 in Chicago, Illinois. Kraft Foods Group Inc. said it will merge with H.J. Heinz Co. to form the third largest food and beverage company in North America with revenue of about $28 billion. (Photo Illustration by Scott Olson/Getty Images)

This is Florida Man poured this condiment all over his girlfriend while she was sleeping.

According to an arrest report, the guy’s girlfriend of 11 years told investigators she woke up in the middle of the night to find her, I would think ex-boyfriend, pouring ketchup on her and cursing at her. The lady  told investigators they had been arguing over her cheating before she went to sleep. The report says she was covered in ketchup.

Get this, the Florida Man said he didn’t do it, but the report says there was ketchup on his pants. Typical.