DAYTONA BEACH, FL - DECEMBER 04: A bobcat is spotted near the fairway during the second round of the LPGA Qualifying School at LPGA International on December 4, 2008 in Daytona Beach, Florida. (Photo by Sam Greenwood/Getty Images)
In Florida, lots of chicks wind up on the chrome pole. But hey, there’s no shame in your game if you’re makin’ dem stacks, yo! Unlike a cougar in a strip club, this bobcat decided to climb a utility pole and have a look around.
I must admit, I don’t blame him. There IS A REASON why they call that area Alligator Alley. It’s probably a bit safer up there.
Source: WFTS Tampa Bay
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!