MAE RIM, THAILAND - FEBRUARY 06: A statue of buttocks is displayed at the Erotic Garden and Teahouse on February 6, 2015 in Mae Rim, Thailand. The Erotic Garden and Teahouse opened in January and claims to be the first garden of its kind in Asia. (Photo by Taylor Weidman/Getty Images)
A self-proclaimed Florida booty-chomper was jailed recently after refusing to remove a sticker from his vehicle’s rear window. According to report by the Columbia County Sheriff’s Office, 23-year-old Dillon Shane Webb was arrested Sunday and charged with violating Florida’s obscenity law and resisting arrest without violence.
A deputy stopped Webb in Lake City, Florida because of a sticker crudely describing his sexual proclivities. The sticker said “I eat a–,”.
At first, the deputy cited Webb for obscenity and gave him a notice to appear in court.
Webb was told to alter the sticker to change the derogatory part, but Webb refused. He claimed the First Amendment guaranteed his right to post the sticker. Webb was then charged with resisting and taken to jail. Webb was freed on $2,500 bond.
Source: Channel 8
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