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Sean Roberts

Weeknights 7pm - Midnight

Channel 8 reports cops in Naples showed up at an Olive Garden to find Ben Padgett naked and shoveling handfuls of spaghetti into his mouth.
He was quickly Wet-Napped and arrested for disorderly intoxication and resisting an officer. Passing Pastafarians said they saw the man chomping and “muttering obscenities” in front of the restaurant. He was arrested and later released on a $2,000 bond. Additionally, he will receive no free bread sticks.

Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!