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Shirtless Dude In Naples Chomps Pasta Until Arrested

Channel 8 reports cops in Naples showed up at an Olive Garden to find Ben Padgett naked and shoveling handfuls of spaghetti into his mouth.
He was quickly Wet-Napped and arrested for disorderly intoxication and resisting an officer. Passing Pastafarians said they saw the man chomping and "muttering obscenities" in front of the restaurant. He was arrested and later released on a $2,000 bond. Additionally, he will receive no free bread sticks.