A Man Is Arrested for Attacking His Wife with a Burrito
A guy in Florida bailed on comforting his wife when she was upset on Sunday, and went to Taco Bell instead. He brought her a burrito, but she threw…

A guy in Florida bailed on comforting his wife when she was upset on Sunday, and went to Taco Bell instead.
He brought her a burrito, but she threw it on the floor . . . and he picked it up and shoved it in her face. He was arrested for battery.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/burrito/another-burrito-battery-193405